Slayer Christmas Ornament
One can only imagine that any tr00 fan would smash this ornament in half and carve Slayer's name into their forearm. Almost as good as the Human Centipede Christmas ornament.High on Fire Hot Sauce
So this is what Matt Pike has been putting in that belly of his. Get your bottle right here.Mastodon Remission Switchblade Comb
No doubt inspired by the beardos of Atlanta, this classy comb was surely meant as a stocking stuffer for their fine facial hair. Bonus: there's also a "Hail Santa" T-shirt. #srslyMetallica Sweat Socks
Perfect for sweating to the oldies. And they'd look smashing with some coordinating ...And Justice For All lounge pants.Merry. Effing. Christmas.
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