Greatest Hipster T-Shirt

Over the weekend, I hit up the Renegade Craft Fair in Brooklyn to check out the wares and see the latest in tattoo fashions. (Also, I can confirm that owls and octopi remain the favorite motifs of sardonic accessories.)

The last thing I was expecting to do was fall in love an ironic T-shirt, but something about this design from Paste just spoke to me.

And what's not to love? Let's review the bullet points.

1. It features a dude who sorta looks like an old, combed-over Lemmy.
2. His tie has cats on it.
3. He's on a Segway.
4. He is showing off his gun collection.
5. The guns are all pointing at him.